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What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the
road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God!
Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're
a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full
of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice! -David
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon
Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him! - Jarrett
Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back. - J
How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work. - John
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television
floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five! - Garrett
How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball! -J
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
-obb
Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything. - stu
What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive! -Jessica
A Nigger runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!" The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The Nigger slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running." -Lee
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!
Why do niggers have white palms?
There's a little good in everyone.
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