WELCOME
  To The  
   AFN STORE!
   

Dedicated to the memory of our beloved President Jefferson Davis,
the AFN Store was opened on his birthday, June 3rd, 2002
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Got nigger problems?  WHO DOESN'T???  However, the solution to
your nigger problems is now just a few mouse clicks away!

Here at the Alt.Flame.Niggers Store, you will find every product imaginable to satisfy your nigger-control needs!  All AFN Store products are designed and manufactured by AFN Technologies, and are guaranteed for a lifetime of faithful service.  Our company is led by the world famous Portable Nigger Lyncher designer PNL Mike; President and Chairman of the Board of AFN Technologies.  Our Chief Design Engineer is the equally famous Diceman, and our CNO (Chief Niggerology Officer) is the world renowned Dr. Sickle Cell, Ng.D.  These three masterminds, along with Research and Development Team members Cletus Brown, Tom Shelly, and B9 Predator, have combined forces to produce the most exhaustive inventory of nigger-control devices since the invention of the bullwhip!

      We GUARANTEE that you have never seen a store like this...

IMPORTANT! Click on each product's
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Table of COONtents
Portable Nigger Lyncher
Portable Nigger Launcher
Nig-Away!
NigZapper
Mobile Nigger Incinerator
Car Jacker Blaster Kit
Nigger Tote
Niggerbabble Translator!
Nigglette Trap
Nog-A-Hide Office Chairs
Portable Nigger Washer
Dead Nigger Disposal System
Coon-Tight Bags
Bonsai Nigger
Niggermania Connect!
Niggerwhip!
Nigger Leg Irons
Nigger Draggin' Chain
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AFN STORE PRICE:

FREE to White folks!
$399 to friendly foreign governments!



We recently sold a PNL to the Afghan Rebels, so they could lynch Taliban sand-niggers anywhere in Afghanistan.  Though they mounted it ass-backwards, the ultra high quality AFN Technologies Portable Nigger Lyncher STILL WORKED!!!
 Click here to see the world-famous PNL in action!

Check out our new
HEAVY DUTY
Portable Nigger Lyncher!

The PORTABLE NIGGER LYNCHER!  This item is by far the biggest seller in our nigger-control inventory.  

(1). Does the community where you live tend to be getting darker and darker?
(2). Are you looking for an evening of entertainment with your friends and family?
(3). Is your group looking for a money making attraction at a special event?
(4). Do you and your friends want to help eliminate inner city crime?

Well folks, this is the answer to your prayers. It's the One And Only Portable Nigger Lyncher complete with two ropes and custom hand tied nooses. This device has a success rate of 100% and is guaranteed for the life of the machine to perform a perfect nigger lynching every time. The Portable Nigger Lyncher can be easily mounted in any standard size pick-up bed or permanently mounted at your facility or home. The Portable Nigger Lyncher features quick assembly or disassembly within a matter of minutes. It comes standard with an oversized heavy duty trap door and spring to support weights up to 1,600 lb.. So whether you're lynching a skinny or fat nigger buck, nigglet, fat assed nigger whore, or two niggers at a time, you can be assured that this quality device will work properly every time with complete satisfaction.

Since AFN Technologies supplies the Portable Nigger Lyncher at no charge to White folks as a public service, we are unable to continue to provide one free nigger with each Portable Nigger Lyncher we ship.  However, if you are reading this advertisement, we are confident that you are experiencing NO shortage of niggers to use for testing your new PNL.  
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AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $399!

AFN Technologies has just unveiled a BRAND NEW PNL! However, our new PNL isn't a Portable Nigger Lyncher; it's a Portable Nigger LAUNCHER! Our new model was developed to work with and compliment our tried and trusty Portable Nigger Lyncher. Both models have different functions. However, due to the tireless efforts of our world class design department, they will mesh seamlessly together.

The many uses of our dual lines of PNL's are endless. For example, while our current line of Portable Nigger Lynchers can be used to shake apples from trees if you first toss the rope over a limb, our Portable Nigger Launcher can be used to knock down trees that don't bear good fruit. Now, all of your orchard tending duties can be accomplished with just one pair of PNL's! Just place your Portable Nigger Lyncher in the back of your pickup, hook the Portable Nigger Launcher up to the trailer hitch, and you're ready to take care of business!

And, of course, the Portable Nigger Launcher, like the Portable Nigger Lyncher, is UNPARALLELED in its crime stopping ability. Urge your civic league to buy a pair of PNL's, and donate them to your local Sheriff's Department. Crime will drop tenfold during their first week of operation.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $13.95 per can!


Ever wish you had a handy way to rid the area of niggers?  A "nigger repellent", or even a no-fuss, no-muss "nigger killer"?  Nig-Away! is your answer!  It's a low-cost and easy-to-carry spray that solves your nigger problem in a flash. Keep one in your car, your boat, and your work-place.  It's always there for you.

Nig-Away! now comes in two strengths!  Lo-strength is guaranteed to repel ANY nigger; and Hi-strength is guaranteed to DISSOLVE them!  No-fuss, no-muss, and no evidence!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $149.99!


Want to have some fun, and reduce crime in your neighborhood, too? Well, then, the AFN Technologies NigZapper is for you. Our NigZapper is cleverly disguised as a fat, juicy watermelon. Just place it near some crack dealing niggers, and wait for them to steal it (which should be within one minute). When the nigger picks up the NigZapper, just push the button on the remote control. You and your friends will then howl laughing as the NigZapper's 15,000 volt charge turns the thieving shitskin into a Crispy Fried Nigger!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $21,599!


Don't you just HATE IT when you're at a stoplight, and you hear that aggravating "BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM" in the distance, getting louder and louder? You just know that you're about to see some boot lipped, head bobbing nigger, or some pansy assed wigger, about to pull up beside you. Don't put up with your mirrors being rattled by niggerrap any more. Our Mobile Nigger Incinerator will instantly turn that nigger, and his niggermobile, into a wisp of smoke in the blink of an eye! Sure, the air will stink like burning nigger for a moment. But that's a small price to pay for ridding the world of a niggermobile full of niggers! It's wholesome entertainment for the family, too! Get your Mobile Nigger Incinerator TODAY!!!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $1559.95!

Are nigger car jackers a problem in your area? Not any more, they aren't! AFN Technologies Car Jacker Blaster Kit will turn nigger car jackers into Krispy Fried Kaffirs in an instant! The kit includes two flame throwers, which mount under both of your car's front doors. The kit's propane tank will hold enough propane to burn up a dozen niggers, and can be recharged anywhere propane is sold. It also includes a foot pedal, which mounts to the left of your brake or clutch pedal. When the carjacking shitskins come up beside your car, just step on the Car Jacker Blaster's pedal, and both flame thrower's Piezoelectric Ignition Systems will ignite a dual inferno that will cook every nigger within a 12 foot radius of your car doors.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $59.95!


Your nigger transporting problems are OVER!  Whether you have an exuberant nigger buck, or just a young nigglet, you need the Nigger Tote nigger transportation system.  A few extra turns of the stabilizer screw and your nigger will be safely secured and ready to transport anywhere.  The Nigger Tote includes a fully adjustable spline which will accommodate niggers of any size.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $89.95!


Tired of hearing the unintelligible babbling that comes out of a nigger's mouth, and not knowing whether they're cursing at you, or begging for fried chicken? Then you need the AFN Technologies Niggerbabble Translator! It fits in your shirt pocket, and can be carried with you at all times. It's a must-have item for dealing with niggers. Discounts are available to all police officers and sheriff's deputies.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $49.95!


It's just an "un"natural fact that niggers don't tend to their pickaninnies. Only fish pay less attention to their offspring than do niggers. Niggers are constantly oblivious to the whereabouts of their nigglets. Are you tired of their little shit-colored nigglets wandering into your yard, begging for food, and pissing and shitting all over your yard and themselves? Well, AFN Technologies has your answer. It's the Nigglette Trap. Just place it in your yard, and bait it with any menu item from MacDonalds; preferably chicken. No nigglet can resist it. Your problem will be safely caged in no time, ready for transport to the nearest Humane Society Center for euthanizing (because, of course, since niggers became obsolete farm equipment, no one wants to adopt a pickaninny). And, as always, the Nigglette Trap is guaranteed for a lifetime of faithful service!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $79.95!


Since opening the AFN Store, one of our most popular items has been our Niggerwhip!, each of which is made of traditional 12 strand PNL'ed niggerhide. We've decided to expand our exclusive line of niggerhide products. Now, AFN Technologies is moving into the furniture business. Our first item in this new line is our Nog-A-Hide Office Chairs. Only top grade coonskin goes into our Nog-A-Hide Furniture. Only skin from the backs of un-whipped negroes is used. You'll never get worn-out knee or elbow hide when you deal with us. Available in black only.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $899!


Are niggers contaminating and stinking up your PNL every time you use it; causing costly and time consuming decontamination and fumigation procedures every time you hang em' high?  Is the stench of nigger getting into your cotton as they pick it, making it unsellable at the market?  Here comes our world class AFN Technologies Design Department to the rescue!  Our Portable Nigger Washer hooks right up to the back of your pickup truck.  Pull it to anywhere your niggers are gathered, and put an end to your niggerfunk problems!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $999!


So you've bought a PNL, and now you've got dead niggers piling up all over your plantation?  Well, you could pay that famous nigger mortician to pile them up on HIS property, but then you'd have to give money to a nigger, wouldn't you?  No self-respecting White man would do that!  So, once again, the AFN Technologies Design Team comes to your rescue!  This time, Design Team members Tom Shelly and Dr. Sickle Cell have teamed up to bring you the AFN Technologies Dead Nigger Disposal System.  Its 350 horsepower motor will scoop up the fattest sow nigger whores, and its heavy duty link belt won't chip or break on those "hard-as-granite" niggerskulls.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $9.95 per box!


So you've only got one or two niggers to dispose of, and don't really need to haul out the heavy duty Dead Nigger Disposal System?  Then Sickle Cell's newly designed Coon-Tight Bags are for you.  Keep them behind the seat of your pickup truck for Johnny-on-the-spot nigger disposal.  Or, if you don't have your Portable Nigger Washer hooked up to the trailer hitch, just bag up your putrid fecal colored critter in a Coon-Tight Bag until you can have him disinfected.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $700!

Inspired by the Japanese Bonsai, the scientists at AFN Technologies Genetic Engineering Division bring you the Bonsai Nigger.  At only two and a half feet tall, this "mini-nigger" can easily squeeze into tight places to clean behind the refrigerator, under the sink, down the chimney, and can even be stuffed into sewer pipes to clean out the blockage. Why pay a plumber?

Our Bonsai Niggers are a lot easier to control than full size nigger bucks; saving you time, effort, and the cost of the otherwise necessary nigger-control items sold at the AFN Store.  

And don't worry.  The Bonsai Nigger is grown without testicles, so it won't try to have sex with your children or pets.  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $9.95 per month!


AFN Technologies has partnered up with LouisFaraKoon Enterprises to bring you a very valuable service. Subscribe to Niggermania Connect, and you'll know where the niggers in your town are shooting at any given hour. Get instant TNB (Typical Nigger Behavior) updates on the most heinous crimes being committed by niggers across the country. Using our Global Nigger Positioning System, you'll be warned whenever the shit-colored critters come within a thousand feet of your position. Also, the Niggermania Connect receiver doubles as a cell phone, and a tazer. What more could any White person ask for?

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AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $79.95!


Whose nigger-control arsenal would be complete without an array of bullwhips?  Our AFN Technologies Niggerwhip! is the favorite of nigger trainers worldwide! Each and every Niggerwhip! is made of traditional 12 strand PNL'ed niggerhide. They are proudly made in Mississippi by a leading manufacturer who has been producing quality niggerhide nigger whipping products since 1861. Features plaited bellys with wrist loop. Your satisfaction is guaranteed!

Even in the hands of another nigger, our Niggerwhip! strikes terror into the hearts of all fecal colored critters.  Click here to see a demonstration!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $69.99!

Are you experiencing "running niggers"?  Well, you could turn them into Running Nigger Targets, but then they couldn't pick any more cotton, could they?  As you'd expect, the AFN Store has the solution!  Just chain your buck's ankles together with these Nigger Leg Irons, and your running nigger problems are over!  Or, get a set for each of your niggers!  Then you can chain them all into a nigger chain gang, and bullwhip them as they labor in your cotton field.  And when they start singing "Sweet Chariot", you'll relive the good old days before Reconstruction!  Charge your neighbors admission to see the show, and your Nigger Leg Irons will pay for themselves many times over!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN STORE PRICE:

Only $29.99!

Do you have a nigger on your plantation that's as stubborn as a mule, and just won't move?  Have you even waved a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in front of him, and he still won't budge?  Then you've got a very rare and serious problem, indeed.  This calls for DRASTIC measures!  Thankfully, AFN Technologies exists to solve ALL of your nigger control problems, so we've got the cure for even the MOST STUBBORN nigger.  He won't move, huh?  Well, just hook our extra heavy duty Nigger Draggin' Chain around his niggerneck, or hook it to one niggerfoot.  Then, hook the other end to the back of your trusty pickup truck.  He'll move then, GUARANTEED, as soon as the tires start rolling!  And, if you've already got your Portable Nigger Launcher or your Portable Nigger Washer hooked up to the trailer hitch, there's no need to unhook them!  Each AFN Technologies Nigger Draggin' Chain comes with two free brackets that you can mount to the back of any TNCD (Towed Nigger Control Device).  Hook your Nigger Draggin' Chain to it, and instantly regain control of your nigger!  (Back to the TOC)

AFN Technologies offers free shipping to White folks anywhere in the world.  To place your order, simply click one of the "Buy 1 Now" buttons under your desired purchase.  

AFN Technologies is currently offering a 10% discount if you pay for your nigger-control purchases in Confederate currency.   To take advantage of this special offer, send an email to AFN Technologies' Director of Public Relations at RebBiker1488@CryptoHeaven.com, for mailing instructions.  (Back to the TOC)

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